Spicy Food Fanatic Gifts

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

"Hey, you're not a firefly!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Al Dante

'You're texting? Wait--'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

Too many cooks also spoil the movie.

Cannibal recipes.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

"It's all down to turmeric!"

I've changed my mind about the curry!

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for a seasoned veteran.'

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

Chilli

'Cook books! I love to learn new ways to cook things.'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

Hells Snack Shack.

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'