Spicy Food Fanatic Gifts

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

"Hey, you're not a firefly!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Al Dante

'You're texting? Wait--'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Cannibal recipes.

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'Cook books! I love to learn new ways to cook things.'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

I've changed my mind about the curry!

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for a seasoned veteran.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"It's all down to turmeric!"

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Chilli

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."