Spicy Food Lover Gifts

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

"Shishito peppers really are everywhere now."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'Primordial soup, healthy & nurturing!'

'It's a cookbook!'

"Try one ? they're malicious."

"Maybe hiring the former head of marketing for a Louisiana hot sauce company wasn't such a great idea, after all."

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

Chilli

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'The Burrito King.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'You're texting? Wait--'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Habanero ..."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Sriracha"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

The morning after the night before.

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

'How's the curry?'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'