Spicy Food Lover Gifts

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

"Shishito peppers really are everywhere now."

Mortkey, we've got to work on what we learned in obedience school. Can you sit? House of Java .net Cybercafe. If you sit, I'll give you a slice of Hawaiian pizza with extra jalapenos. A victory for obedience, bribery, or Domino's? For a soda, I'll agree not to throw up on your couch.

You're going down. In your dreams. Let's do this thing. Kerboom! Jalapeno eating champ! Let's chug insects. Men.

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'Primordial soup, healthy & nurturing!'

'It's a cookbook!'

"Try one ? they're malicious."

"Maybe hiring the former head of marketing for a Louisiana hot sauce company wasn't such a great idea, after all."

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

Chilli

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'The Burrito King.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'You're texting? Wait--'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Habanero ..."

"Sriracha"

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'How's the curry?'

The morning after the night before.

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'