Spicy Snack Lover Gifts

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Super Heroes.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

Stupid Microwave

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"Works every time."

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax

'You're texting? Wait--'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'