Spicy Food Enthusiast Gifts

'Well, I told you not to have the chili...you know it gives you gas!'

"I can't eat anything spicy."

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

Hades. The food is always the same down here. It's seared steak and blackened fish, both covered in hot sauce. For dessert, it's devils food cake and this flaming cherries jubilee. Just take the food, Ernie. We might not get his chance again in an eternity. The important thing is now these are take-out meals!

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

I've changed my mind about the curry!

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'Lentil Dhal. Classic.' - 'Incoming!' - 'Oh... head rush.'

'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'The Burrito King.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'You're texting? Wait--'

'Chili again?'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!

"Habanero ..."

"Sriracha"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'