Spicy Food Enthusiast Gifts

'Well, I told you not to have the chili...you know it gives you gas!'

"I can't eat anything spicy."

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

I've changed my mind about the curry!

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'Lentil Dhal. Classic.' - 'Incoming!' - 'Oh... head rush.'

'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'The Burrito King.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Salt and Pepper

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'You're texting? Wait--'

'Chili again?'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Habanero ..."

"Sriracha"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'