Spicy Food Fan Gifts

"You know, you make one helluva bowl of chili!"

"Have you been eating curry again?"

Spicy food did not agree with Dan

Bloody Mary

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'The Burrito King.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'You're texting? Wait--'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Habanero ..."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

The morning after the night before.

Bedside Manna.

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

'How's the curry?'

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

I've changed my mind about the curry!

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

Chilli

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'