Spicy Food Fan Mugs

"You know, you make one helluva bowl of chili!"

"Have you been eating curry again?"

Spicy food did not agree with Dan

Bloody Mary

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'The Burrito King.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'You're texting? Wait--'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Is the garbage fresh?"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Habanero ..."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Bedside Manna.

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

The morning after the night before.

'How's the curry?'

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

Chilli

I've changed my mind about the curry!

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.