Spicy Enthusiast Gifts

"I hope you like your curry hot."

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'The Burrito King.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'You're texting? Wait--'

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Chili again?'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"Sriracha"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.