Spicy Enthusiast Gifts

"I hope you like your curry hot."

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'The Burrito King.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

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"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'You're texting? Wait--'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Chili again?'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"Sriracha"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'