Spice Enthusiasts Gifts

"Careful, the plate is hot."

'We also sell water for $200 a glass.'

Big Turmeric

Fire Ants

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

"No fire ants for me. Spicy food gives me acid reflux."

"Excuse me, mine's too spicy."

"I've covered my throat with an extra hot mix of wasabi and chilly paste: he got a nasty shock when he went for my jugular..."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Fresh pepper?"

'The Burrito King.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Salt and Pepper

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

'Chili again?'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Sriracha"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."