Seasonal Spice Lover Gifts

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'The Burrito King.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'You're texting? Wait--'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Chili again?'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!

"Sriracha"

People of the Fall

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Cannibal recipes.

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

The morning after the night before.

'How's the curry?'