Spicy Food Fiend T-Shirts

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Al Dante

'You're texting? Wait--'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Too many cooks also spoil the movie.

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

I've changed my mind about the curry!

Chilli

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."

Hells Snack Shack.

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

"You make me want to be a better person than you."

"Don't get too comfortable, I hear it's Curry Night tonight!"

"Have you been eating curry again?"

Fast food trap.

'Well, I told you not to have the chili...you know it gives you gas!'

'It's a cookbook!'

Fat Cats and Dogs

"Try one ? they're malicious."

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

"I hope you like your curry hot."

"It's not gravy. Your French Fries fell on the floor."

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.