Spicy Food Fiend Pillows

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Al Dante

'You're texting? Wait--'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

Chilli

I've changed my mind about the curry!

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

"You make me want to be a better person than you."

"Don't get too comfortable, I hear it's Curry Night tonight!"

"Have you been eating curry again?"

Fast food trap.

'Well, I told you not to have the chili...you know it gives you gas!'

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

"It's not gravy. Your French Fries fell on the floor."

"Try one ? they're malicious."

'It's a cookbook!'

"I hope you like your curry hot."

"Harold, you fool, what were you thinking?!"