Fiery Food Lover Pillows

Hells Snack Shack.

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

'Your French dip, sir.'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Benihana style of cooking.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Kitchen Kapers

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Streets - Night

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Burnt or Raw?

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Al Dante

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"