Fiery Food Lover Gifts

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

'Your French dip, sir.'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Benihana style of cooking.

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Al Dante

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

A man and baby wearing bibs