Foodie Fury Gifts

Please, one big slice of blueberry pie. i need it. I've worked 10 hours today with no break. The slightest thing could set me off. The slightest, slightest thing. In the scheme of things, being out of pie is less than slight. Commence weeping.

Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

The Streets - Night

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Burnt or Raw?

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

This Year's Spa

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Al Dante

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Will work for Food Network.

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.