Foodie Fighter Gifts

'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'

Over eating...don't do it.

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

'The chef's salad, sir? You'll have to fight him for it.'

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"OK, let's see how tough you are. Just you and me without your gang."

Protesting Pineapple Pizza

'My compliments to your pyromaniac.'

Wasn't easy being the big boss. There was always someone trying to muscle in on your surf and turf.

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

Captain Pizza - a man and his pasta fights for the law!

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Don't give me that. My lawyers assure me there's a loophole in your menu's no-substitution clause big enough to drive a truck through. Now, either I get my creamed spinach instead of those fried onion rings or we'll continue this discussion in court."

"Luke, use the fork!"

Pizza Fencing

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'MILK FIGHT!'

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"