Food Fighter Gifts

'Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

"Well, well, well—look who brought a taco to a burrito fight."

A potato is walking down the street; a potato masher is hiding around a corner waiting to jump him.

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"I ate those two extra Brussels sprouts mom wanted us to share. You owe me big time!"

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

Food Court. Hey, a "food court"! Let's go file a lawsuit about Brussels Sprouts!

Don�t waste your peas! Ok! Snort! Ow! What are you doing? Not wasting my peas.

Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other.

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

Fruit and vegetables on the war path:'OK lads, this is a dangerous mission, I hope no one's feeling yellow'

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Boy defends his last fry.

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'MILK FIGHT!'

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

Pizza Fencing