Organic Food Fighter Gifts

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

The Organic

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Stuffing the turkey.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Go on - they're organic!'

Peas on Earth.

Frankenfish

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'Fresh eggs!'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

(Direct to the Consumer)

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".