Foodie Freedom Fighter Gifts

Occupy Waffle House.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'MILK FIGHT!'

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

Pizza Fencing

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'

'The chef's salad, sir? You'll have to fight him for it.'

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

'Oh, oh, Mom's on a rampage again!'

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."