Food Freedom Seeker Gifts

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Before/After

"Steamed vegetables."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Spaghetti Road

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Pizza Rescue.

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"Baldo, we need to talk."

101 things to do with lutefisk.

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

Biocafeteraologist

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"