Foodie Fighters Gifts

"....you, sir, are a pig."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'MILK FIGHT!'

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

Pizza Fencing

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'

'The chef's salad, sir? You'll have to fight him for it.'

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"