Organic Food Fighter T-Shirts

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Organic

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Stuffing the turkey.

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Peas on Earth.

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'Go on - they're organic!'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Frankenfish

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

'Fresh eggs!'

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.