Organic Food Crusader T-Shirts

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Organic

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Stuffing the turkey.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Peas on Earth.

'Go on - they're organic!'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Frankenfish

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

DIY Butchers

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

'Fresh eggs!'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".