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DIY Butchers

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

Go Veggie...

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

"I'd like to lose 35%of me!"

HEAD CHEF - A chef collects the heads of the chefs that rank below him.

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

Super Cow

New windmills to fight?

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

"The usual"

'I'll have the chopped steak, without bacterial contamination and without mad cow virus.'

Personal Calorie Counter

"When you're ready to order, ask for me by name. We work on commission."