Foodie Fuss Gifts

Servant leaving employment because he claims not to have enough butcher's meat

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

'My French is not so good.'

"For regurgitated food, it's great, but the presentation..."

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

Smorgasborg

'I'm looking for the perfect coffee to pair with a toaster strudel & a banana.'

"Oh God, I forgot to ask if anybody had lard issues."

'Molly here would like your immediate apology for the substandard service and wilty lettuce on her BLT!'

"But how do you know my sprouts aren't contaminated with novichok?"

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

A man and a woman on a date have a fish head and tail for dinner.

'How many times did I tell you 'Don't eat the free samples given out on the street!'?'

"I know it's psychological, but me, I can't eat millipedes! The thought of all these dirty feet creeps me out..."