Food Fiasco Fan Gifts

A man and a woman on a date have a fish head and tail for dinner.

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

'My French is not so good.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'I told you not to order the stake.'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

"No, he isn't choking. He coughed."

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

What do you mean it's not vegetarian? The maggots all jump out...

Firewood for Sale

'How was the snapper, sir?'

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

"Gesundheit!"

"Oh God, I forgot to ask if anybody had lard issues."

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

Sloppy Joes.

'How many times did I tell you 'Don't eat the free samples given out on the street!'?'

"Here's to a clean start ..."

Dining Infraction, Too Much Tabouli on the Tie!

"It's horrible. Well, I share my food...on social media."

Beefburgers - may contain traces of horse.

Servant leaving employment because he claims not to have enough butcher's meat