Food Scandal Enthusiast Gifts

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Beefburgers - may contain traces of horse.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Fast Food Dieter

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"He's a fussy eater."

Tennis corruption

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Trumpled

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

"The president's parade"

"I said 'Are you available for comment?' Sir Geoffey"

'Scooter' Libby.

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

Trump's Nuclear Classified Document Scandal