Food Scandal Enthusiast Pillows

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Beefburgers - may contain traces of horse.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Fast Food Dieter

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

Mary Trump

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"He's a fussy eater."

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Tennis corruption

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

Trumpled

Gulliver's Travails

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

'Scooter' Libby.

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"I said 'Are you available for comment?' Sir Geoffey"

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

Trump's Nuclear Classified Document Scandal

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

"The president's parade"