Food Scandals Gifts

"Dave, remember when you said you were hungry enough to eat a horse?"

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Panama Papers Scandal

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"They're doing wonderful things with food I hate."

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Tennis corruption

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

'There's nothing good to eat!'

We were THIS close to finding out what a senate seat goes for...

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

So what's your back story? What do you do? Marketing. Downtown. House of Java.net Cybercafe. I'm an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. Heard of it? A baby goes to a restaurants and cafes and tried their food. If he likes it, the eatery gets a glowing online review. If not, curtains! I'm an investor. I'm on the ground floor! Did you only ask about me so you could then talk about yourself? I hear you. You're asking about me. Don't know what's worse: Men, high-tech investors, or the combinat

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

'When I said you should complain about your steak I didn't mean whining about it on twitter.'

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

"We will help you to evade taxes in dollars, Swiss Francs, Euros, Pounds....or even in dead mice and birds!"

Master Chef

Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!

Credit Mobilier Scandle Rocks the Republican Party