Financial Scandals Gifts

Baseball Cash

'Come and git it... if you're man enough !'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Panama Papers Scandal

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

Tennis corruption

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Goal!

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

We were THIS close to finding out what a senate seat goes for...

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

Enron collapse starts domino effect.

"We will help you to evade taxes in dollars, Swiss Francs, Euros, Pounds....or even in dead mice and birds!"

Credit Mobilier Scandle Rocks the Republican Party

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

'You never give up, do you?'

If at first you don't succeed, deflate the football.

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

Stormy Daniels Full Disclosure

"Run for it, sir—the cops!"

January and February 1998

"Was it something I said. . ?"

'And then I said, 'So sue me!'...'

It stinks...

'So what was the big deal about raising the debt ceiling?'

"So, we're texting lesbian erotica to each other for months, and then I find out 'she' is a Republican congressman from Ohio."