Corporate Scandal Aficionados Gifts

Enron collapse starts domino effect.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

Greed.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

Trump returns home

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Mary Trump

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'Just wanted to step in say: we have a great consulting firm on this floor.'

Gulliver's Travails

Tennis corruption

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

"Let's touch base again at three."

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

Trumpled

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

1998: A Look Back

"The president's parade"

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."