Scandal Aficionado Gifts

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

'This is the most humble day of my life!'

"Well, my dry cleaner says..."

'Eisenhower had an affair - but it was during the years of 'don't ask, don't tell.''

Scandal Du Jour

Recent events have sparked a trend.

Cavaliere Berlusconi

Jean Chretien: How about you and I tee-off after your report, Gomery?

'Rob Ford, the Canadian politician, is dominating the prime time news cycle. . .'

At the Blagojevich Yard Sale: Apparently there's some issues with selling Obama's old Senate Seat but I have Clinton's old car seat, a picnic table Reagan sat on, and a toilet ring used by O.J. Simpson.'

'Fancy a quick expense claim?'

Sad golf club shedding tears.

'I feel I have a calling.' - 'Do you think Rupert Murdock hacked it?'

'Cover up! What cover up?'

'Why, you scoundrel!'

"I thought it was a cluster of falling stars, then I realized it was General Petraeus."

"You call that a scandal!"

"Would you vote for someone who didn't have an interesting private life?"

Tennis corruption

"Sure the work is back breaking, but the hush money is great!!"

Trumpy the Pig

Sebastian Kurz

House of Commons: PMQ - Bring Your Own Boos

Trump's Nuclear Classified Document Scandal

"It's not fair. I'm a celebrity. Half the stuff written about me isn't even true."

"I'll be late again dear... this Standards Committee is being tiresomely thorough."

"I'll offer a pardon he can't refuse."

"It's the police, sir - they want to, er, interview you."

'Leaving with his head held high.'

"They say this book is 'the bomb'!"

"The president's parade"

"They offered me the part, but the guy was too sleazy."

Berlusconi to run for fourth term: 'It says if running persists after four terms, I should call the doctor, so let the fourth term commence!'

"Your actions are tanking both the Dow and the porn industry."

'Oh, he's a real family man -- he's starting on his fourth.'