Financial Scandals Mugs

Baseball Cash

'Come and git it... if you're man enough !'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Panama Papers Scandal

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Tennis corruption

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

Enron collapse starts domino effect.

"We will help you to evade taxes in dollars, Swiss Francs, Euros, Pounds....or even in dead mice and birds!"

Credit Mobilier Scandle Rocks the Republican Party

'You never give up, do you?'

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

"Run for it, sir—the cops!"

"Was it something I said. . ?"

Stormy Daniels Full Disclosure

January and February 1998

If at first you don't succeed, deflate the football.

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

'And then I said, 'So sue me!'...'

It stinks...

Michael Cohen

Sanna Marin party

"So, we're texting lesbian erotica to each other for months, and then I find out 'she' is a Republican congressman from Ohio."

Department of Public Affairs - Out For A Fling