Financial Scandal Buff Mugs

Jerome Kerviel T-shirts

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"He'll do anything to say in power."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

'The bad news is that we lost a lot of money last quarter... The good news is that it was a record.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

I brake for federal bailouts.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

Mr. Dow meeting Mr. Jones

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Mary Trump

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.