Corporate Scandals Mugs

"Run for it, sir—the cops!"

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

Panama Papers Scandal

Tempest in a Teapot

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the recruitment and training of new staff to replace the staff we laid off."

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

'I wanted you in a position where I felt you could grow.'

'And along with your promotion you get a key to the executive bedroom.'

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

Goal!

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

Tennis corruption

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'We heat the entire building by burning resumes.'

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

Perfection Troubleshootors.

'Corporate Sydney'

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

Puppet workers.

The serious corporation

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."