Food Scandals T-Shirts

"Dave, remember when you said you were hungry enough to eat a horse?"

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

Panama Papers Scandal

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"They're doing wonderful things with food I hate."

Tennis corruption

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

'There's nothing good to eat!'

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

Master Chef

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

"We will help you to evade taxes in dollars, Swiss Francs, Euros, Pounds....or even in dead mice and birds!"

Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!

Credit Mobilier Scandle Rocks the Republican Party

'Did monsieur enjoy the meal?' - 'I could get more nourishment biting my lip.'