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I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

HELLth Food Sprouts

Cafe Burns.

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'My French is not so good.'

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

"Say when!"

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

What do you mean it's not vegetarian? The maggots all jump out...

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

'How was the snapper, sir?'

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

"Gesundheit!"

"Oh God, I forgot to ask if anybody had lard issues."

'Quick, Lassie, our credit cards are maxed! Get help!'

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

A man and a woman on a date have a fish head and tail for dinner.

'How many times did I tell you 'Don't eat the free samples given out on the street!'?'

"Here's to a clean start ..."

Dining Infraction, Too Much Tabouli on the Tie!

"I told you leaving that clip-on tie was a mistake."

"It's horrible. Well, I share my food...on social media."

Servant leaving employment because he claims not to have enough butcher's meat

Beefburgers - may contain traces of horse.