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'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Kitchen Kapers

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Benihana style of cooking.

Important Food Groups

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Al Dante

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Will work for Food Network.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"More croutons, sir?"

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

Looking tasty

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

No, sir, that entr

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'