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'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

Benihana style of cooking.

The Streets - Night

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Burnt or Raw?

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Al Dante

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Will work for Food Network.

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"More croutons, sir?"

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

"It's fondue night!"

Looking tasty

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'