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Hades Cafeteria. You didn't have any seared steak, blackened fish or even any devils food cake! What do you guys want? Take-out food. No exit.

'On your blog you had big bushy eyebrows.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"That's it. We’re toast."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

How about going easy on the carbs

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Advocado

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Flying sauces.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."