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"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

"Well I don't like frozen bread. I come from a culture of soft bread. Yours are hard-breaded people."

"Which is higher on the food chain - potatoes or rice?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cake Free Zone

"Trail mix?"

His Her Cakes

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"You're never home."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Sweet surprise.