Carbohydrate Connoisseur Gifts

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

"Well I don't like frozen bread. I come from a culture of soft bread. Yours are hard-breaded people."

"Which is higher on the food chain - potatoes or rice?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Trail mix?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Cake Free Zone

His Her Cakes

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Chocolate Shop

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Joel! Killer crust!"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Sweet surprise.