Sugar Connoisseur Gifts

"It's a note from the bus driver about sugar highs."

Complicated Workplace Rules. In an office setting, it is not acceptable when a boss says "Gimme some sugar" to a subordinate. But it might be perfectly acceptable when working in a bakery.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Today's special... donuts.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Trail mix?"

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Sweet surprise.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Chocs away.

The dark side of Halloween.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Bubble Gum Dispenser

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Secret sweetie drawer...

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

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Patissier

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'