Sugar Enthusiast Gifts

The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.

'I have your test results. Your sugar is too high.'

Sugar Co - "We could advertise it as 100% salt free."

"Too much sugar."

"My mother wants to know if she can borrow a cup of jelly beans!"

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"I may be awake for a while. I just dreamed that I ate an entire pound of sugar."

"I'm so stuffed I couldn't eat another bite."

More sugar please!

"The adult version of a lollipop is NOT a $100 discount."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Y'know, this healthy grown up cereal is pretty good.'

Boy unwell from eating cake decorations

"I've never seen anything like it. All of your teeth are sweet."

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"With all the talk about junk food, I've very embarrassed to be living here."

"Medical reports say we all die sooner or later. So eat what you wish."

"Is your angel food cake non-denominational?"

I Bake. Deal with it.

'Ok. Have your maple sugar on a stick, but watch me call the exterminator!'

'The invention of the decade? The person who invented low fat chocolate!'

'Just shut up and take the lollipop.'

'She has been suicidal all day doctor since she read about the fatal effect of too much sugar.'

Sweet surprise.

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

"My Tia Carmen says speed is best when wisdom leads the way."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Halloween Candy Workout

Candy Corn Costume

"My doctor said I need to get much more rest so I'm going to eat enough sweets to go into a diabetic coma."

"Personally, I think he's over-mentoring."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Candy Asses!