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'This stuff must be bad for us...it tastes good.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Too much sugar."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Trail mix?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Sweet surprise.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Power breakfast.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Cereal Tasting.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Can you keep a secret?"

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.