Sugar Cereal Connoisseur Pillows

'This stuff must be bad for us...it tastes good.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Trail mix?"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Power breakfast.

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Cereal Tasting.

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"Can you keep a secret?"

Gullib-Os