Cereal Connoisseurs Pillows

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Power breakfast.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Cereal Tasting.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"Can you keep a secret?"

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."