Cereal Connoisseurs Pillows

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

The House of Java Cafe was suddenly a house divided. The humble establishment had been divided into faith-based and non-faith-based seating. Heathen! Blasphemer! Cereal-eater! Judgmental scone-lover! You have no values. You have even less! And some walking a not-so-delicate line down the middle. You're all stinkin' losers!

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Power breakfast.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Cereal Tasting.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'