Cereal Fanatics Pillows

"I'm telling you Guv, this is the work of a cereal killer"

Counting ribs

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Power breakfast.

Cereal Tasting.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."