Candy Cereal Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Too much sugar."

German Expressionist Breakfast

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Chocolate Shop

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Power breakfast.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Secret sweetie drawer...

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Cereal Tasting.

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"