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"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Non-Power Breakfast

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Toast: the high energy food

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Pope tarts.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'Anybody for breakfast?'

Power breakfast.

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'How would you like your toast?'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."