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"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

All-Day Breakfast

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Power breakfast.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Choice hellhole

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'