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Candy Corn Dracula

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

baby sweetcorn...

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Pastries and Candy

Bubble gum leaves

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Chocolate Shop

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Can you keep a secret?"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

A Sweet Christmas Connection